A Dalston man was seriously injured today when he fell into an uncovered manhole while updating his Facebook profile on a mobile phone.
19 passers-by who witnessed the incident have been hospitalised with laughter-related injuries, some of them described as ‘serious, bordering on critical, but totally worth it’.
In other news: the UK voted to leave the European Union last night, yet the sun still came up this morning. The birds sang, the trains were on time and Nigel Farage made a graceless and divisive speech while looking a bit pissed and sweaty. Chuka Umunna took the opportunity to wave his hands around and say nothing of substance while wearing a nice suit.
So, as you were, then.