Donald Trump Renders All Satirists Redundant With One Single, Killer Line

Early in last night’s televised US presidential debate, Republican candidate Donald Trump said this: ‘Nobody has more respect for women than I do’.

Said it with a straight face. Honest to God.

I mean, I’m sorry, but I’ve got nothing.

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Nobody has more respect for women than he does

I suppose…     there’s always…         erm…

…how about?..   ah…

Nope.

Not a thing.

Satire died last night, ladies and gentlemen.

We’re off to open a kebab shop or something.

 

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