Early in last night’s televised US presidential debate, Republican candidate Donald Trump said this: ‘Nobody has more respect for women than I do’.
Said it with a straight face. Honest to God.
I mean, I’m sorry, but I’ve got nothing.
I suppose… there’s always… erm…
…how about?.. ah…
Not a thing.
Satire died last night, ladies and gentlemen.
We’re off to open a kebab shop or something.