Ho Chi Minh And General Franco Vie For Chairmanship Of BBC

Workers and tourists in London’s W1 area have been warned to beware of falling objects as unprecedented numbers of BBC executives hurl themselves from tall buildings this morning.

Following the controversial interview with France’s far-right leader Marine Le Pen yesterday, sections of the left-wing press have once again claimed the corporation is nothing more than a fascistic fifth column of the kind that Joseph Goebbels could only dream; at the same time the right-wing press continues in its insistence that the BBC is a neo-Trotskyite revolutionary army-in-waiting and we are all utterly doomed.

Cries of ‘We can’t wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in!’ followed by loud splatting noises have been echoing around Portland Place all day as leaders of this evil Nazi / Stalinist / propagandist machine decide to end it all before their vile plot to usher-in a Maoist hegemony of global bankers is discovered.

Leading members of the junta / politburo expected to be running the country by tea time tomorrow

Meanwhile Russia Today and Channel 4 News have offered to fill any gaps in the BBC’s news output. So that’s a relief.



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