Mugwump! – Election News In Brief

Anti-Semitism not playing well in focus groups.

The Lib Dems and the National Union of Students both gave up on anti-Semitism yesterday stating that ‘it is no longer the vote winner we had hoped it would be’.

The Labour party and Ken Livingstone seem determined to give this once popular policy one last shot, however,


Election Word of the Day: Mugwump – the sound a small Japanese child’s spine makes as it is¬†flattened by a blundering, uncoordinated international statesman during a friendly game of touch rugby.

boris plays rugby
Mugwump! From the Latin wumpertis – ‘to smash an innocent child’s face in’